This guy walked into a bar with an ostrich and a cat...
He asked for a pint of bitter and turned to the ostrich who asked for a glass
of white wine. The cat said:
"I'll have a half a lager BUT I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT!"
The barman served them and the guy produced a bulging wallet and paid for the
round.
Twenty minutes later all three walked back to the bar.
The guy asked for another pint of bitter and turned to the ostrich who asked
for another glass of white wine. The cat said:
"I'll have a half a lager BUT I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT!"
This went on for several rounds and in the end the barman could not resist
the obvious question.
"When you've got so much money why are you
drinking with an ostrich and that miserable, stingy cat?"
The guy looked mournful.
"I found this old
tankard and when I polished it a genie appeared and gave me three wishes.
I asked for lots of money and a bird with long
legs and a tight pussy!"
Moral: Be careful what you wish for!
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